This is just to show all those naysayers (you know who you are) that there is a direct link between Hello Kitty and Lisa Loeb, and that I am not just trying to stick it in her (I mean her in) everwhere.
have you watched her reality tv (dating) show called '#1 single'? anybody? i saw 3 minutes of it the other night. *sigh* then i turned it cartoons real fast like. don't get me wrong, she seems like a nice girl. i even think she's kinda fancy. agh, whatever.
I once saw Lisa Loeb eat three male Lions. They had captured her at a forbidden pagan festival. She was slapped in irons and thrown to the lions. They circled her and she started toi sing "Stay". as they began to succumb to her adult contemporary musings on relationships she started to move her jaw back and forth. I thought she was so scared she was going to be sick. That is, until I realized that she was unlocking her jaw. She looseend it enough that she could start to devour thosw elions one by one. The crowd was so amazed/ appaled that they were not even mad at her anymore. And thats what I did on my summer vacation.
I think she served me a rancid tuna fish on stale rye bread sandwich when I was selling X-mas trees in New York back in '03. I was surprised to find a former alt-pop starlet like herself was slumming in a non-descript lower east-side diner... No, wait a minute now, it wasn't Lisa Loeb, it was one of the chicks from Veruca Salt. My appologies.
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7 comments:
helllloooooo lisa loeb.
Have you seen Lisa Loeb's thong video?
have you watched her reality tv (dating) show called '#1 single'? anybody? i saw 3 minutes of it the other night. *sigh* then i turned it cartoons real fast like. don't get me wrong, she seems like a nice girl. i even think she's kinda fancy. agh, whatever.
I once saw Lisa Loeb eat three male Lions. They had captured her at a forbidden pagan festival. She was slapped in irons and thrown to the lions. They circled her and she started toi sing "Stay". as they began to succumb to her adult contemporary musings on relationships she started to move her jaw back and forth. I thought she was so scared she was going to be sick. That is, until I realized that she was unlocking her jaw. She looseend it enough that she could start to devour thosw elions one by one. The crowd was so amazed/ appaled that they were not even mad at her anymore. And thats what I did on my summer vacation.
Lisa Loeb disturbs me.
I think she served me a rancid tuna fish on stale rye bread sandwich when I was selling X-mas trees in New York back in '03. I was surprised to find a former alt-pop starlet like herself was slumming in a non-descript lower east-side diner... No, wait a minute now, it wasn't Lisa Loeb, it was one of the chicks from Veruca Salt. My appologies.
you sold x-mas trees in new york? sounds like something from a kerouac novel.
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