Monday, June 05, 2006

Blond James Bond

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Robert is running with the horses again
long even strides
George has physically molested the rabits
into something dead

Magnus has changed his name this season:
Paul the preachers son.
Harry is growing facial hair at last
it is about time.

the world hasn't been saved
by Superman in awhile.

8 comments:

D.Macri said...

In fact, superman is a quadrapalegic, pushing for stem cell research.

Anonymous said...

Pretty cool, playful and dreadful all at once!

:)

Lorne Roberts said...

there is a real cohen-esque quality in this one that i like. (influences are ok to have, by the way)

it reminds me of that one "management would like to announce that the drinks are watered down and the coat check girl has syphillis..." etc.

i think the ending needs work, though. not sure how.

super good work dude!

Lorne Roberts said...

...something to tie the ending back in to the beginning, perhaps?

cara said...

I actually like the last line.

TheBlueMask said...

Superman WAS a quadrapalegic. R.I.P.

D.Macri said...

he died?!

Lorne Roberts said...

yes, sadly. three years ago, maybe? and his wife passed away this spring from cancer.