IT IS OFFICIALLY TIME FOR THE WORLD TO LEAVE THIS POOR GIRL ALONE!

Britney, Interrupted

(from www.msn.ca)

04/01/2008 9:15:00 AM

The pop star is going to stay with her nice friends at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for awhile.

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It was a pretty quiet day yesterday, except for when Britney Spears, practically frothing, was strapped to a gurney and carted off to a hospital. A spokesperson for the L.A. police said the sexy schoolgirl turned python-wrangler turned wig enthusiast was on drugs at the time. Her mansion in L.A. became a standoff zone around 7 pm, when Kevin Federline's bodyguard rolled in to pick up the kids for daddy time. While the bodyguard managed to get two-year-old Sean, Britney wouldn't hand over one-year-old Jayden. Making matters worse, Britney locked her court-ordered parenting supervisor out of the house while she hid inside with her assistant Carla, pal Alli Sims and Jayden. After 90 minutes, the bodyguard called the police.

After getting paperwork from K-Fed's lawyer, the police busted into Britney's house and strapped her to a gurney. As she was being loaded into an ambulance, pictures on TMZ show her with a dopey smile on her face, although Ok! reports she was in tears when she was being taken out of her home. The 26-year-old was taken to the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center at 11:50 pm, where she was held overnight. Britney's one-year-old son Jayden was also taken to the hospital in an ambulance, TMZ reports, while Sean was staying with his dad. So far Britney's visitors have included her father Jamie, le K-Fed, and her pal Sam Lutfi, oh, and Us Weekly and TMZ. Ok! reports that she will be held under observation for 24 hours, and then will likely be slapped with a charge or two.

It was a Daniel Powter-style bad day for Britney all around. The day started with her showing up to a two-hour deposition with Kevin Federline's lawyer an hour and 45 minutes late. She had missed the previous day's deposition and had skipped out of one in December, blaming anxiety.

We're kind of grateful this meltdown happened. The court should be able to make some moves now to put her kids in a less meth-y, er, messy, environment. And, as always, we're grateful she didn't die.