The war for supremacy of the ALFA council begins. Captaining the forces of Facebook Lorne (the Claw) VonRoberts who is just about to perform his signature move on to the guy who started all the controversy Sky (the Birdman) Onosson (offscreen). Meanwhile, Blogspot team leader Dan (the ALFA-Dog) Saidman prepares to punish erstwhile Greek god James (Hermes) Culleton for his suggestion that Dan change his nickname to "The Landlord."
11 comments:
nice collage Ryan. apt.
LOL
:)
but more importantly is there breakfast tomorrow at the Marely?
Can we do it a bit earlier? 9:00?
CZ
LOL
factually innaccurate, but still LOL
The reason I'm offscreen is I'm running away from the whole thing!!
cara,
i jjust talked to kristian and he and i are in for breakfast at marly 9 am
Super.
I'll see you both there in the am.
:)
ha! very funny.
i always wanted to be The Claw.
Great collage, I especially like the little details like the "blog" logo on Dan's pants amd scarf, the gallery sign and James' really little penis (he, he, he).
James, how did you make 2 babies with such a contraption?
It must be cold in that gym. And he shrunk it! That disclaimer! I'll get you disclaimer! I'll get you!
You don't want to see it engorged, I kid you not!
Actually it may be interesting to know that my art history teacher told us the reason so many greek and roman statues have small penises, was because large genetalia wasn't in fashion. It was seen as barbaric and ugly (like some brute centaur or something).
From what I recall of Greek Art History it was something like this: The smaller the pee-pee the bigger the brain (probably first devised by a sculptor or philosopher with a miniature member) as in if you've got a big one you spend all day thinking about girls (or boys), if it's small you can concentrate on matters like math, philosophy and the true nature of beauty.
Oddly this tradition carried into the Renaissance despite the fact that some of the better sculptors of that period were notable homosexuals (and presumably more interested in the big guns). Sadly the phenomenal phalli Leo and Michaelangelo probably sculpted in their downtime are lost to history.
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