Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Joseph of Cupertino

an Italian saint. He was said to have been remarkably unclever, but prone to miraculous levitation, and intense ecstasies that left him gaping. In turn, he is recognized as the patron saint of air travelers, aviators, people with a mental handicap, and bad students. He was canonized in 1767.

As a child, Joseph was a remarkably slow witted. He was given the pejorative nickname "the Gaper" due to his habit of staring blankly into space. He is also said to have had a violent temper.

Joseph was also often found wandering in a daze, winding up in different places in the friary unaware of how he got there.

On October 4, 1630, the town of Cupertino held a procession on the feast day of Saint Francis of Assisi. Legend holds that Joseph was assisting in the procession when he suddenly soared into the sky, where he remained hovering over the crowd. When he descended and realized what had happened, he became so embarrassed that he fled to his mother's house and hid. This was the first of many flights, which soon earned him the nickname "The Flying Saint."

Joseph's life changed dramatically after this incident. His flights continued and came with increasing frequency. His superiors, alarmed at his lack of control, forbade him from community exercises, believing he would cause too great a distraction for the friary. For the fact was, Joseph could not contain himself. On hearing the names of Jesus or Mary, the singing of hymns, during the feast of St. Francis, or while praying at Mass, he would go into dazed state and soar into the air, remaining there until a superior commanded him under obedience to revive.

Joseph's most famous flight allegedly occurred during a papal audience before Pope Urban VIII. When he bent down to kiss the Pope's feet, he was suddenly filled with reverence for Christ's Vicar on earth, and was lifted up into the air. Only when the Minister General of the Order, who was part of the audience, ordered him down was Joseph able to return to the floor.

Joseph could sense that the end was near, so he could be heard mumbling, "The jackass has now begun to climb the mountain!" The 'jackass' was his own body.

Because of his many 'flights', St. Joseph is the patron saint of those traveling by air, and is the patron saint of pilots who fly for the NATO Alliance.
here are numerous saints to whom the ability to fly or levitate in spite of their weight has been attributed. Most of these flying saints are mentioned as such in literature and sources associated with them.

The ability was also attributed to other figures in early Christianity. The apocryphal Acts of Peter gives a legendary tale of Simon Magus' death. Simon is performing magic in the forum, and in order to prove himself to be a god, he flies up into the air. The apostle Peter prays to God to stop his flying, and he stops mid-air and falls, breaking his legs, whereupon the crowd, previously non-hostile, stones him to death.

list of levitating saints:
* Saint Alphonsus Liguori
* Saint Archangela Girlani
* Saint Catherine of Siena
* Saint Christina the Astonishing
* Blessed Christina von Stommeln
* Saint Edmund Rich[5]
* Saint Francis of Paola
* Saint Francis Fasani
* Saint Francis Xavier
* Saint Gemma Galgani
* Saint Gerard Majella
* Saint John Bosco
* Saint John Joseph of the Cross
* Saint Joseph of Cupertino[6]
* Saint Ludgardis of Tongeren
* Saint Luke Thaumaturgus (Luke the Younger)[7]
* Saint Martin de Porres
* Saint Michael Garicoits
* Blessed Miguel Pro
* Saint Paul of the Cross
* Saint Peter Claver
* Saint Peter of Alcantara
* Saint Philip Neri
* Saint Theresa of Avila
* Saint Thomas Aquinas

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm a firm believer in the theory that if you flap your arms enough that'll you'll eventually fly. Practice, practice, practice.

Why did everybody get stoned to death back then? Brutal.

Quitmoanez said...

I hear Smoke rises too.

Lorne Roberts said...

as the smoke riseth upwards, so must the spirit of man (and woman, too, i guess), uh... ascend, or something?

darn, i forget the rest of the quote.

Ryan K said...

Don't kid yourself JC, people are still getting stoned (to death) today. It's not nearly as popular as it once was, because now we have steel blades, bullets, pipe bombs, land mines and many other creative weapons aplenty. But rocks are still a tool of public murder, because they are free and handy.

Arguably one of the reasons why stoning has been used throughout the ages is that one can participate (thus showing their communal contempt for the condemned) and never be absolutely sure that he or she hurled the deciding rock. (As in: "I hate you Grendle, you petty-thieving, witch-craft practicing hag! I cast this stone at thee, and although I hit you square in the temple with it, it was not me who struck the fatal blow.")

BTW, I had a floating dream last night, first one in a while. Actually it was more like I was running along walls effortlessly, but it was a similar sensation. I wonder if this post had anything to do with it.

Anonymous said...

Wierd ending :

The apostle Peter prays to God to stop his flying, and he stops mid-air and falls, breaking his legs, whereupon the crowd, previously non-hostile, stones him to death.

Sheesh.

"Hey! He fell down and broke his legs! let's take some of these "handy" rocks and kill him, since he can't fly or run away".

Moral of the story, never fly in a crowd of people when an apostle is hanging around.

Anonymous said...

Bible Study time:

You're right. Poor Simon Magus. He was a follower of John the Baptist. He learned to do the same yogic tricks as jesus but took his hustle to Samaria. In Samaria everyone worshipped him like Jesus. But after Jesus died all his apostles went out and started wiping out all the other yogis in the area with their superior magic. Would Jesus have wanted them to do that? Would Jesus have stoned Simon Magus?

Why are Simon's powers deemed magic and Jesus' deemed miracles?

I think the story of Simon Magus is important. I think Jesus' true message was "Hey people, look at me, if you do what I did, you can do like I do" In other words, if you go out in the desert and fast and do all this yogic training, you'll be able to do magic. In other words, worship yourself as god and the world will be a better place for everyone.

Afterwards the message was misconstrued (perhaps deliberately) to say "Hey people, worship Jesus. He did great stuff. Everyone but him is rotten."

Then it got misconstrued even worse: "Hey people, the guy with the special hat is the only guy who can talk to jesus. The only way to worship jesus is to give him money and build him this building. Oh and also it will help if you kill all those muslims, Jesus would really like that."

Anonymous said...

While I was at my job lighting fires, I spent many a long hour gazing at fire.

Fire is so beautiful. It is etherial yet you can see it.

It is solid material that is becoming nothing.

And how does it become nothing? Through it's rising.

Fire loves to get high.

Is this phenomenon somehow related to flight.

Do you people beleive these stories of flight and leviation or is it all a bunch of hogwash.

Lorne Roberts said...

i read today about a new documentary called The Pagan Christ (based on the book, i think).

It covers the idea that most of the stories about Jesus seem to have existed in one form or another in other cultures--specifically in ancient Egypt. According to the doc, the teachings of Jesus should/could be looked at as metaphorical truth, not literal truth.

They became "literal" truth when Constantine, the Roman emperor, declared Christianity the official state religion in, like, 240 A.D. or something. Until then, most Christians (or, many, anyway) were still orthodox Jews (although the religion had by then spread into non-Jewish areas, too).

I wonder what JC himself would think of all this.

p.s. A great, new, unpublished novel called Two Hundred Dollar Days explores these ideas of literal vs. metaphorical truth.

Ryan K said...

Constantine issued the "Edict of Milan" in 313 B.C. It did not make Christianity "the official state religion" but it did make it legal to practice it (it was outlawed previously). Christianity came closer to becoming "the official state religion" in 391 when the Emperor Theodosius outlawed other religions (in between these dates a conflict raged over which religious views would reign supreme.)

p.s. sorry if I sound like a know it all, I just wrote an exam about this stuff, so it's fresh on my brain (including the dates, yo!)

SavageMdUSA said...

Disclaimer: you should get your B.C.'s and A.D,'s straight.
Hey guys, look at the Bible, scrpiture proves itself and has been proven historically correct. Base beliefs on scripture, not tradition.

Cheers!