Sunday, August 13, 2006

Bhuda's second sermon


PICT0027, originally uploaded by The Stranger.

So the bhuda wasn't discouraged by the response to his first sermon and keeps going to vivist his old buddies at the park. I imagine it was a place kind of like Assinaboine park and all his old buddies were there tossing the frisbee and playing hacky-sack or something. So the Bhuda walks up and all his buddies are kind of shunning him because they thought he was a jerk for going off and meditating alone for so long. But the Bhuda is wearing his special helm of shock and awe so his buddies can't resist asking him what's up. At this point the second sermon is delivered.

"There is suffering."

All his buddies kind of looked at each other. The bhuda felt this response was better than the last so he kept going:

"There is a beginning to suffering. There is an end to suffering. There is a path out of suffering."

And whoa, his buddies loved that.

So they started a band. A five piece band with one of the dudes acting as manager and they went on tour and made it to number one on the billboard chart for 2000+ years and running.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

More sermons please.

Lorne Roberts said...

indeed.

the four noble truths for the 21st century.