Attention all adventurers:
Im planning some kind of trip this summer some time after folkfest. A return to the guatamalan jungle to reclaim certain precious items that were stolen from me there. It is a road laced with peril and tequila.
Who's interested? Details to come as the plan pans out.
Ps. don't beleive the hype regarding my sexual orientation. I belief some sort of Doppleganger character is out there posing as me spreading strange rumours. Who knows the truth? Details to come as the story pans out.
Friday, February 17, 2006
Notice of Adventure
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Maybe we can go and visit my family's coffee land mortally wounding dynasty?!
I know that they are waiting to introduce me to my Warrior Bride, adn I hear she's hot, naked and clothed!
boys or girls, who cares. hump any animals yet?
I'd say f'n yuck works too.
You people are maniacs. I love it.
As for rumours I heard the folowing
You met a nice lady-boy in a drunken stupor. After caressn one another and kissing eachother you finally tried your drunken hand on second base. You didn't get to second. Instead Mr. Lady-Boy found his way into your pants and gave you a spectacular blow-job. Your mind completely blown you began a slow and intimate approach towards reciprication. Kissing slowly and lovingly down the waist of your lady-boy lover just as he had just done for you. It was there as the sarong of your intimitate encounter slowly untied itself and slid to the floor that you realized, your lady was in fact a lady boy, and had a twig and berries below. Unable to return the favor and stupified by the realization that the best head of your life had just come from a man, I heard, you closed your eyes and settled in for some greek-style(all thigh no anal) gratification of your lady-boys sweet angelic fire of desire.
Thats' just what i heard and it's all just heresay. In fact the source i heard this from is notoriously unreliable. In fact I believe it was me who said it! But if it were me, wouldn't I be inclined to add a moral? Why yes I am so inclined.
The moral of the story is:
Don't kiss and tell. But if you must tell, tell the story as you kissed, with both eyes closed.
Yipee!
hmmm, where'd jesse's story come from? surely not me. great story by the way, Korea just seems to be a steamy place.
The Lion is Bill Clinton? )Okay, now I'm confused. :)
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