Thursday, April 10, 2008

We Are Not Swearing Enough, Apparently

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?
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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

And that is a good thing.

cara said...

we're sort of the ned flanders of blogs I guess.

TheBlueMask said...

ah, but is there a Rant-O-meter?

Lorne Roberts said...

i haven't heard any swear-diddly-air-dees on this blog in a long time.

jiminy crickets-- let's hear more
swear-diddly-airing, neighborinos!

rant-o-metre = 7.8 (that's almost talk radio levels)

Anonymous said...

HELLO,
this is a message from the river.
This is captain Goldstar. Im down by the river. The river is a spirit. If you listen. Hello.

Do you get this message? This is captain goldstar. Do you read me? Im a the river in my special. Ship

Hello. Ive got some important messahe for yoiu from the river.
She told me to tell you to listen,.

We are all here. And w3e want to talk to you.

The plants an the animals want to talk to you and tell you that. We love you.

Liste t us.

This is the river and the clouds. Dont forget to listen.

im serious.

Anonymous said...

Hi this is a message from the smoky tiger..


56

Lortne, are you there?

saidman

alfa

ghosrts and spirits are alive

boo!!

dont forget

Anonymous said...

Im not joking.
Ok seriously
Plant and animal spirits are there but you cant see them because you arent listening carefully. But looking is also listening.

They are there but they are little cute things and they have little voices so you need to be sensitive to them.

Because. They have nothing to do with the streets or the city or the inrnet or iraq. Zthey are th earht. Im not joking. They can hear you.

Its the river. Please listen to them. You're not crazy.

Leprechauns and crystals and all that is real. Like the way you used to beleive when you were a little kid and still had ears. Those pretend games were true. Don't make fun of yourself.

Mother nature.

jose kra

dont make me come over there







olympics

Anonymous said...

You're mad! Plain mad!

Anonymous said...

Fuck. Shit. Asshole. Bitch. Fag. Poopsucker.

cara said...

....in other news the alfa cuss-o-meter recorded a sudden spike in cussin' and swearin'

Anonymous said...

Lortne
Lortne
Lortne

Anonymous said...

Who says fag is a swear, its more of a derogatory term than anything.

scribe said...

tabernac

Lorne Roberts said...

maudit colis bordel de merde!