5 more Cyrus Smith steps

5 Steps to Surviving Someone Else’s Art Opening:

Step 1: Always make sure there is someone watching you watch the art.

Step 2: Critique only those who are criticizing.

Step 3: To live is to learn. Eat the food sitting out before its temperature reaches the “danger zone”.

Step 4: BYOB. A brown bag is a must!

Step 5: When you are no longer making eye contact it should mean you have left the event.