Wednesday, March 08, 2006

5 steps to... also by Cyrus

5 Steps to Surviving Your Own Art Opening:

Step 1: Never stand right next to your work.

Step 2: Avoid talking until there is a crowd around you.

Step 3: Remain sober until you are drunk.

Step 4: Always make sure you watch those watching the art.

Step 5: Congratulate everyone who congratulates you.

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